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Going Away To College

Hey this next song is about falling in love.

What's it about?

I dunno

This song's about love, let's give it up for love!

I'll tell you what I love.

You know what the best part about falling in love is?

The sex?

It's the oral sex.

The pleasure!


please take me by the hand
it's so cold out tonight
i'll put blankets on the bed
i won't turn out the lights
just don't forget to,
think about me
and i won't forget you
"i'll write you once a week" she said.
"Once a week" she said.

why does it feel the same
to fall in love or break it off?
and if young love is just a game then
i must have missed the kick off.
don't depend on me
to ever follow through on anything
but i'll go through hell for you

and i haven't been this scared
in a long time, and i'm so unprepared
so here's your valentine.
bouquet of clumsy words,
a simple melody
this world's an ugly place
but you're so beautiful to me.
Skye Lee.

and i'll think about the times,
you kissed me after class
and you put up with my friends
i acted like an ass, i ditched my lecture
to watch the girls play soccer
is my picture still hanging in your locker?

i haven't been this scared
in a long time, and i'm so unprepared
so here's your valentine.
bouquet of clumsy words,
a simple melody
this world's an ugly place
but you're so beautiful.

i haven't been this scared
in a long time, and i'm so unprepared
so here's your valentine.
bouquet of clumsy words,
a simple melody
this world's an ugly place
but you're so beautiful.


To Travis!!

Hey Mark

Hey, if you guys are anything like me, you like to dress up
in your mother's
underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father.
What just me?

I'm like you, I try to seduce your Dad.

Remember, remember that one time, when I walked over to your house
and your brother was there with the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner
and he's all "Come here boy, come here, come here boy, who likes the Skippy?
who like the Skippy peanut butter?"