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Aliens Exist

hey mom, there's something in the backroom,
hope it's not the creatures from above.
you used to read me stories,
as if my dreams were boring.
we all know conspiracies are dumb.

what if people knew that these were real?
i'd leave my closet door open all night.
i know the CIA would say:
"what you hear is all hearsay"
wish someone would tell me what was right.

up all night long, and there's something very wrong.
and i know it must be late,
been gone since yesterday.
i'm not like you guys,
i'm not like you.

i am still the skeptic, yes you know me.
been best friends and will be till we die.
i got an injection, of love from the erection,
my best friend thinks i'm just humping guys.
alright.

up all night long, and there's something very wrong.
and i know it must be late,
been gone since yesterday.
i'm not like you guys,
i'm not like you.

dark and scary,
ordinary, explanation, information
nice to know ya, paranoia
where's my mother, biofather?

up all night long, and there's something very wrong.
and i know it must be late,
been gone since yesterday.
i'm not like you guys,
twelve majestic lies.


Tom has sex with guys.

Hey Mark, who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise?
Thank you, I think so too.

Yeah, like Tom Cruise in that movie "Born on the 4th of July"? That one?
Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him
and he just shits all over himself 'cause he's a fucking asshole? Hey!

That was mean!

That's right!

Never attack somebody that shits on themselves.
You guys think it's weird, to shit your pants when your sleeping?
Not that I do it, but I did it last night.
and i haven't taken a shower since and i'm wondering if that's what smells.

Hahahahahaha Ooh Poopee, poopoo, caca.