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What's My Age Again?

i took her out, it was a friday night
i wore cologne, to get the feeling right.
we started making out, and she took off my pants
but then i turned on the tv.

and that's about the time she walked away from me,
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by tv shows
what the hell is ADD?
my friends say i should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

then later on, on the drive home
i called her mom, from a payphone.
i said i was the cops, and your husbands in jail
the state looks down on sodomy.

and that's about the time the bitch hung up on me.
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by prank phone calls
what the hell is 'call ID'?
my friends say i should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

and that's about the time she walked away from me,
nobody likes you when you're 23,
and you still act like you're in freshman year.
what the hell is wrong with me?
my friends say i should act my age
what's my age again?

and that's about the time that she broke up with me,
no-one should take themselves so seriously.
with many years ahead to fall in line,
why would you wish that on me?
i never wanna act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?

what's my age again?