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The Party Song

(here we go motherfuckers)

do you wanna come to a party,
my friends pick me up in a truck at 11:30.
this things at a frathouse,
but people are cool there,
reluctant i followed,
but i never dreamed
there would be someone there
who would catch my attention,
i wasn't out searching for love or affection.
so i paid my 3 and the girls got in free,
shined the beer for tequila,
and we headed into the party.

and then in the backyard,
some terrible ska band,
someone in the background
was doing a keg stand,
this place is so lame,
all these girls look the same,
all these guys have no game,
i wish i would have stayed
in my bed back at home,
watching tv alone,
where i'd put on some porn
or have sex on the phone.
far from people i hate,
down from 'anywhere' state.
trying to intoxicate girls
to give them head after the party.

and then then i saw her standing there,
with green eyes and long blonde hair.
she wasn't wearing underwear,
at least i prayed that she might be the one,
maybe we'd have some fun,
maybe we'd watch the sun rise,
but that night i learned some girls try too hard.
some girls try too hard.

and some girls try too hard to impress,
with the way that they dress,
with those things on their chest,
and the things they suggest to me.

i couldn't believe what this lady was saying,
the names she was dropping,
the games she was playing,
she dated this guy
who now rides for 'black flys'
how she's down with the 'wise well-constructed disguise'
now i'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
her volume of makeup and fake tits were tasteless,
so i said i'd call her,
but never would bother,
until i got turned down by another girl at a party.

so when you see her standing there,
with green eyes and long blonde hair,
she won't be wearing underwear,
and you'll discover,
this girls not the one
and she'll never be fun,
you should just turn and run,
because you'll find out
that some girls try too hard.

some girls try too hard

and some girls try too hard to impress,
with the way that they dress,
with those things on their chest,
and the things they suggest to me.

some girls try too hard,
some girls try too hard.