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Dysentery Gary

gotta lot of heart ache,
he's a fuckin' weasel,
his issues make my mind ache,
wanna make a deal?

cause i love your little motions,
you do with your pigtails,
what a nice creation,
worth another night in jail.

he's a player,
diarrhea giver,
tried to grow his hair out,
while friends were listening to slayer,
i would like to find him friday night,
hanging out with mom,
and trying on his fathers tights.

life just sucks,
i lost the one,
i'm giving up,
she found someone.
there's plenty more,
girls are such a drag.

so all you little ladies,
be sure to choose the right guys,
you'll come back to me maybe,
i'll shower you with lies.
gotta lot of heart ache,
he's a fuckin' weasel,
decisions make my mind ache,
wanna make a deal.

ease away the problems and the pain,
the girl will choose a guy
that makes you want to kick and scream,
all along you wish that she would stay,
fuck the guy that took and ran away.

he's a player,
diarrhea giver,
tried to grow his hair out,
while friends were listening to slayer,
i would like to find him friday night,
hanging out with mom,
and trying on his fathers tights.

life just sucks,
i lost the one,
i'm giving up,
she found someone.
there's plenty more,
cos girls are such a drag.

fuck this place,
i lost the war,
i hate you all,
your mom's a whore.
where's my dog?
cos girls are such a drag.